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December 24, 2006

HAPPY HOLIDAYS from RADIO FREE CRUZE!

Posted December 24, 2006

 Hi, everyone!

 

 The Podcast is taking a quick holiday break this week, due to a combination of my being away for Christmas visiting family, and the upcoming move to Washington, DC.  Yes, we are relocating Vully Bully Ranch to somewhere in the DC area, and it will be happening after the 1st of the year.

 RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE will continue to be updated each day, and the podcast will continue as well, although the schedule will be a little more erratic for the next few weeks until I get settled.

 Expect a new podcast for next week (after Christmas, before New Year's), and in fact it may actually be posted by Friday the 29th.

 Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah to everyone, and have a great holiday wherever you are. 

  Love from Vully Bully Ranch...

==Santa Cruze==

 

December 18, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #70 "Reading, Writing, And Pole Dancing!"

Posted December 19, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

 

CRITICAL LINKS:

  Happy Holidays everybody!!!  It's Christmas week, and things are even crazier than usual here at Vully Bully Ranch!

  Things are changing just a bit for the Lovely Nadia and me...I talk about it on the show, and it's part of the reason that we missed a week of the show last week for the first time since we launched the podcast.  Sorry to miss, but it was unavoidable!

  We're back with a vengeance this week, however, and it feels great to be back!  Not quite as much stuff crammed into this show, so there's lots of music, and several really cool holiday tunes!

  Here is what we have in store for you this week:

  So, lots of music!  Please enjoy, and be sure to check out RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE, as we do something special on Christmas Eve.  It's called the RADIO FREE CRUZE "Holiday Ho-Down," and it's a Free-Form Christmas Eve.  Everything from Frank Sinatra to Frank Zappa, but all Holiday Music.  It's all day Christmas Eve, and only at RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE.

  Happy Holidays, everyone!

==Cruze==

Vully Bully Ranch

Wherever it is these days...

December 05, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #69 "Britney, Put Some Damn Panties On!"

Posted December 6, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

CRITICAL LINKS:

  Welcome to show #69!!  (Insert sophomoric joke here...)  I do have a sophomoric topic...

  Who would have thought we would ever have a chance to view Britney Spears' "private regions?"  And who would have thought that it would be as much of a letdown as it was?  If haven't seen the photos, and you really must, click here ...but don't say I didn't warn you.  You will wish you hadn't.  Some things are just better left to the imagination.  

  Fortunately, as disturbing as that is, we do have some really incredible music on this week's show, and it's not disturbing at all.  In fact, these tracks are just downright AWESOME...

  Giant Brian is back on this week's show, although his HEADLINES are a week old...and check out the TV Clicker Quiz...

  Have a great week, everybody...and be sure to check out RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE!!!

November 28, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #68 "What The Hell Happened To Generation X?"

Posted November 29, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

 

CRITICAL LINKS:

  Welcome to the show!!  At least one serious segment this week, as I read a great article this week in the current issue of DETAILS magazine about GENERATION X, and it really got me thinking about how not only did GEN X sell out...pretty much EVERY generation sells out.  Our favorite artists sell out.  It's just a fact of life.  And maybe it's not such a bad thing...but don't be too quick to judge the GEN X'ers...your generation will sell out too.  Or maybe it already has!

  We DO feature seven really strong tracks from bands that have NOT sold out, at least not yet.  Give them time...

  Speaking of magazines, Britan's "Q" Magazine has named what their writers and editors believe is the TOP 20 POP SONGS OF THE LAST 20 YEARS.  See if you agree, and email me your thoughts at cruze@radiofreecruze.com.

  And, although we've already done a Video of the Month for November, I couldn't pass up the chance to link you to THIS.  It's a very cool music video treatment that somebody did for the OUTKAST song "Hey Ya."  The video footage, though, is all taken from the classic Christmas Special "It's a Charlie Brown Christmas."  I grew up watching these things every Holiday season, so I absolutely love this...  CLICK HERE to check it out...

  Thank you guys so much for downloading the show, and for checking out RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE.  Your support has been so overwhelming!!  Please let me know what you think of the show and the station, and any suggestions you have...I really appreciate the feedback!

  Have a great week!

==Cruze==

Vully Bully Ranch

November 20, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #67 "Dogs And Cats...Sleeping Together...!"

Posted November 21, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

CRITICAL LINKS:

  Welcome to show #67!!   That line of dialogue from BILL MURRAY in GHOSTBUSTERS has always been one of my favorite movie clips...and now there's a story that indicates that DOGS and CATS may not only be living together, but SLEEPING TOGETHER, just like MAX and FLUFFY here:

  So a woman in Brazil claims that her CAT gave birth to 3 PUPPIES, along with 3 KITTENS.  A pretty amazing story, especially if it's true.  The DNA results are still out...but I'm sure MAURY POVICH will do a show about it...

  Here is the list of AMAZING MUSIC on this week's show...

  Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!  Check out THE GIANT SHOW at www.giantbrian.com, and check out RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE, our 24-hour New Rock, Indie, and Alternative Radio Station by clicking HERE...

November 14, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #66 "The Impending Alien Attack!"

Posted November 15, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

 

CRITICAL LINKS:

  Welcome to show #66...and it's right up my alley, with an ALIEN THEME!!!   I love anybody who is wacky enough to talk about Alien Invasion!!  Who knows...this guy could be right!!!  I hope it's like the DESTROY ALL HUMANS video game, if it happens...

  The RADIO FREE CRUZE "VIDEO OF THE MONTH" is one I'm actually not proud to say that I find hilarious.  I really shouldn't find this funny, but I can't help it...I laugh my ass off every time I watch this, so here you go.  Yes, we have sunk to new lows by featuring a JERRY SPRINGER clip as the VIDEO OF THE MONTH, but we're not proud.  So we "not proudly" present...the VOTM..."MIDGET FIGHT!!!"

  Enjoy the VOTM, and enjoy this week's show.  Please be sure to check out RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE...our 24-hour Indie, New Rock, and Alternative Music Radio Station on the internet!!  It's damn cool!!!

==Cruze==

Vully Bully Ranch 11/15/06

November 08, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #65 "How NOT To Get Buried Alive!"

Posted November 8, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

 

Here are this week's CRITICAL LINKS! 

And here are the tracks for this week:

  I mention in the show how much I like reading BLACK LAB's blog on their MySpace Page.  You can find their page HERE, and just click on the blog and read back a few entries.  Just heart-rending...the true emotions and feelings of a band of guys trying to figure out where they fit in to the music scene these days.  As far as I'm concerned, I don't care WHERE they fit, just as long as they keep making music that's as awesome as RIVER OF JOY. 

  Hey, be sure to check out THE GIANT SHOW at www.giantbrian.com.  It's very funny stuff, and one of my favorite listens every week!

  I'll see you next week for show #66!!!!

==Cruze==

Vully Bully Ranch

November 01, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #64 "What Paris Likes Better Than Sex"

Posted November 1, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

 

Here are this week's CRITICAL LINKS! 

  Sorry this entry posted late!  The podcast was on time, but there was some kind of problem with Moveable Type and the blog server that kept me from posting this entry when the show was done!

  This episode reveals the answer to what PARIS HILTON likes better than sex!  As if we actually believe anything this girl says...

  There's also great music!  Check these tracks out...

  • SHOVELHOOK/Everything
  • STEREOMOVERS/Ozean
  • TOKYO POLICE CLUB/Nature Of The Experiment
  • ROYAL TREATMENT PLANT/You Don't Need Me
  • TRANSITION/Excusable
  • MORCHEEBA/Everybody Loves A Loser
  • GRANIAN/On My Own

 

October 24, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #63 "The Scariest Movie Scene Of All Time"

Posted October 25, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

Here are this week's CRITICAL LINKS! 

  Well, welcome to the closest thing we'll have this year to a HALLOWEEN SHOW!  I did a full-fledged Halloween Edition last year, but since this is being posted 6 days before Halloween, I'm just not quite in the spirit of playing ALL Halloween music.  I DO play a really cool song CALLED "Halloween," as well as a BAND called "Halloween, Alaska.."  Here are the tracks from this show:

  I'll tell you, if there's one thing that pisses me off, it's an Indie Snob.  I will never understand why people can't be content to like what they like, and let everyone else like what THEY like.  I get a little worked up on this episode of the show over an email from some guy who calls himself BSlap221.  I probably should learn to just let stuff like this go, but here I am ranting and raving.  My apologies...

  I think the music is SO GOOD, though, that it makes the whole show worth it.  And GIANT BRIAN is back with his HEADLINES WITH THE GIANT feature.  The Headlines are lifted right out of his excellent GIANT SHOW, which you can download for free by clicking HERE

  I'd love your feedback on the SCARY MOVIE POLL that I reveal the results of on this show.  Do you agree with the concensus for "Scariest Movie Scene Of All Time?"  If not, I'd love to hear what YOU think should have been number one!!  Email me at cruze@radiofreecruze.com

  By the way, if you are a band or musician, and you'd like to submit something to be played on the Show and Station, email it to cruze@radiofreecruze.com.   If you want to send a hard copy, email me and I'll forward the address!

  Have a great week, my friends.  And yes, you too, BSlap221.

October 17, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #62 "What's Up With Robin Williams And Bono?"

Posted October 17, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

Here are your CRITICAL LINKS! 

So...is it just me, or is this really scary??

 

Great music on the show this week!

October 10, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #61 "Buying Rene Zelweger's Panties!"

Posted October 11, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

Here are your CRITICAL LINKS! 

  Wow...what a show this week!  I kiss and make up with GIANT BRIAN, and HEADLINES WITH THE GIANT returns to RADIO FREE CRUZE!  Check out Brian's show at www.giantbrian.com!

  This month's VIDEO OF THE MONTH is amazing.  You may have already seen it, but just in case, we're proud to announce that the RADIO FREE CRUZE VIDEO OF THE MONTH for October is "BATTLE OF THE ALBUM COVERS" ...and it's awesome!!

  I didn't have time to get to the story on this week's show about why DICK CHENEY wants to arrest me.  I will share that next week...

  Have a great week, and be sure to check out RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE...it's really cool!

==Cruze==

Vully Bully Ranch

October 03, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #60 "Flatulence For The President!"

Posted October 4, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

Here are your CRITICAL LINKS! 

  OK, so...thank God I don't live in Poland!  If so, the authorities would be looking for me just from the content of this Podcast!  Apparently, according to THIS STORY, you can be arrested in Poland just for expressing your feelings about the President.  Especially if that expression is in the form of what The Urban Dictionary describes as "a minor explosion between the legs..."  Although I'm not in any danger of being put behind bars, I'm afraid I have to admit I couldn't resist the obvious joke here.  I hope you guys will forgive me...it seemed funny at the time.  Actually, it still does.  I'm such a child...

 

  I think it's a great show this week...although you won't believe what that Giant Moron, Giant Brian did to me.  Listen to the show and you'll see! 

  Here is this week's list of tunes:

  Don't forget to check out RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE...I'm really proud of how the station is growing, and how it's sounding these days!  MUSE will be the featured artist on THURSDAY 10/5!

  Have a Great Week!

==Cruze==

Vully Bully Ranch

September 26, 2006

RADIO FREE CRUZE #59 "The Family Guy Drops The F-Bomb!"

Posted September 27, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

  Here are the all-important CRITICAL LINKS! 

  • CLICK HERE to listen to RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE ...the 24-hour Alternative, New Rock, and Indie Radio Station!
  • CLICK HERE to subscribe to RADIO FREE CRUZE in iTunes with one click!
  • CLICK HERE to find out more about our cool sponsor, RELO iPOD ACCESSORIES!
  • CLICK HERE to download SHOW #59!
  • CLICK HERE to check out the RADIO FREE CRUZE MySpace Page!
  •   So...did it really happen?  Did FOX-TV not catch the "F-BOMB" in last Sunday Night's edition of THE FAMILY GUY?  Bloggers are reporting that this clip aired on the East Coast of the US, although that is being called a hoax or a viral marketing campaign by other reports.  Here's the clip...check it out for yourself...

      GIANT BRIAN is back from his extended summer holiday with a new GIANT SHOW.  Unfortunately, he must have been drinking heavily all summer, because he didn't remember how to attach a file to his email, and didn't send me HEADLINES WITH THE GIANT for this episode like he was supposed to.  Maybe I'll buy him EMAIL FOR DUMMIES and he can get it to me for next week...

      Here is the track listing for show #59...

      Also mentioned on this show:

      Well...there's our show for this week!  Please leave comments, or email me at cruze@radiofreecruze.com.  I'll see you in seven for #60!

    ==Cruze==

    Vully Bully Ranch

     

    September 19, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #58 "Extreme Stoner Elmo"

    Posted September 20, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

     

      Here are the CRITICAL LINKS:

    1. CLICK HERE to listen to RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE ...the 24-hour Alternative, New Rock, and Indie Radio Station!
    2. CLICK HERE to subscribe to RADIO FREE CRUZE in iTunes with one click!
    3. CLICK HERE to find out more about our cool sponsor, RELO iPOD ACCESSORIES!
    4. CLICK HERE to download SHOW #58!
    5. CLICK HERE to check out the RADIO FREE CRUZE MySpace Page!

      Well, welcome to the latest edition of the RFC.  It's a really odd show...I'm not sure why I was in such a weird mood when it was being recorded.  Maybe it's because I'm so excited about the new weird creature that has been discovered in Russia!!  Check out this picture...it's not a crocodile, and not a fish.  I don't know what it is, but it looks pretty creepy and cool to me.  If you want to check out the story and all the pics (20 or so of them), CLICK HERE...

      Really great music on the show this week!  Here are the tracks:

      Finally, if you want to check out video of the very stoned-acting "TICKLE ME ELMO" doll, just CLICK HERE!

      Have a great week everybody!  Check out THE STATION!

    September 12, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #57 "Auto Erotica!"

    Posted September 12, 2006           DOWNLOAD HERE!

      Here are your basic CRITICAL LINKS:

      Great tunes on this episode!

      And here's the link to the Blog Entry I talk about on the show from BLACK LAB.  A facsinating look inside the mind of a musician and songwriter.  Brilliant!

      It is late, so I will post more detailed show notes in the next day or so.  Thanks for downloading, and for spreading the word!

    ==Cruze==

    Vully Bully Ranch

    September 02, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #56 "Travolta Kisses A Guy!"

    Posted September 3, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

    Here are this week's CRITICAL LINKS:

      Hey, everybody...I'm headed for a week's vacation, and may not update this fully until I return.  Here's the photo of Travolta kissing a guy:

     

      And here's the list of songs from show #56.  I will update the links when I return, I promise!

     So...would you interrupt sex to answer the cell phone?  I talk on the show about a new study that says ONE in FIVE of us would!  I think that's a load of crap, but I put out the call for you guys to let me know if you would do it, and we'll do our own unofficial poll.  You can drop me an email, or just add a comment by clicking on "comments" below.  Please participate!

      Finally...I mention a new dramatic, or "podiobook" podcast on this show that is where the MUNK song we play on this episode comes from.  It's called SHADOW FALLS, and it sounds really good.  I  have subscribed to it, but as of this blog posting haven't heard the episodes yet.  The first three are available, and it's supposed to be a pretty cool sci-fi-type adventure that's in the vein of XFILES.  If you want to check it out, here's the PAGE for it.

      Okay, I'm going back to the beach now.  Enjoy the show!

    ==Cruze==

    August 28, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #55 "Hello Malta!"

    Posted August 28, 2006            DOWNLOAD HERE!

    Here are this week's CRITICAL LINKS:

      So, Hello Malta!  Beginning this week, with SHOW #55, Radio Free Cruze is now broadcast each week on 93.3 Central FM in Europe, based on the island of Malta.

      Malta is, according to Wikipedia, a "densely populated island nation consisting of an archipelago of seven islands in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea, which lies directly south of Sicily, east of Tunisia and north of Libya."  Here's what it looks like from space:

      This is a really cool expansion of the show, and I'm very excited about this new step in the evolution of Radio Free Cruze.

      I share a troubling story on this show, from Britan, where a new survey says that although 37% of British teens who are sexually active report that they use condums, a large number of them DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THEM CORRECTLY!  This really gets me angry, because it doesn't need to be that way!  With proper sex education, this would be a non-issue, but the neo-conservative political activists keep our school programs hopelessly locked in the sexual dark ages.  If they tell teens how to use condums properly, they are afraid teenagers might, (and I know this will shock you) HAVE SEX!!!  So they allow them to risk dying instead, like that is somehow better.  Let's wise up, please, and not vote for these selfish morons again!  Please!!

      Meantime, there is a really cool TRU/FLS Challenge, and I share my quick review of both MADDEN NFL '07 for XBOX 360 (I really like it!), and the new movie SNAKES ON A PLANE (I love it!).

      Enjoy the show, and make sure to check out RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE!  It absolutely rocks!!!

     

    August 22, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #54 "Osama Is In Love With A Crack Ho!"

    Posted August 22, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

    Here are this week's CRITICAL LINKS:

      Welcome to show #54...where we reveal, from our semi-legitimate sources, that Osama Bin Laden is in love with a Crack Whore!  Specifically, a Crack Whore who "...will aaaaalways...love you....ohhh wooooahh!"  Yep.  That's right.  According to a new book by a woman who claims she spent time as the terrorist's sex slave, Osama is in love with none other than Whitney Houston!  And somehow, I think they probably deserve each other.

      Here are the great tracks on this week's show:

      Finally, I'm really proud to post this month's VIDEO OF THE MONTH.  It's called "CHAD VADER, DAY SHIFT MANAGER," and it examines the not-so-glamorous life of Darth Vader's "less charismatic" younger brother.  It's absolutely hilarious, and I hope you get as much of a kick out of it as I do!

     

      We're just about set to begin rebroadcasting RADIO FREE CRUZE in Europe!  Details on that will be coming up in RFC #55, and I will also finally deliver on my promise and post RADIO FREE CRUZE SPECIAL EDITION #2 this week, our in-depth interview and music show with Ruston, Louisisana's SQUINT.  Check back here in a few days for that!

      LISTEN TO RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE!!!   YOU WILL LOVE IT!!!

      Have a great week!

    ==Cruze==

     

    August 15, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #53 "The World's Biggest Hole"

    Posted August 15, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

      Happy One Year Anniversary to RADIO FREE CRUZE!  Our first show (which is now out-of-print) was posted on August 14, 2005! 

      Here are this week's CRITICAL LINKS:

      THE HOLE

      Wow!  A year of podcasting!  You know, it's interesting...a lot of the first podcasts I started listening to have "podfaded" and are completely gone now.  Especially a lot of the music podcasts, for some reason.  In any case, I'm incredibly proud that RADIO FREE CRUZE is turning One Year Old.  And I'm proud of the music on this show, too...

      So I guess you've noticed the picture above of the enormous hole.  I know you're expecting a Kirstie Alley joke here, and I do make one on the podcast, for which I immediately apologize.  Seriously, though...does this look like something out of REVENGE OF THE JEDI, or what?  It's actually a big hole in the ground near a city in Siberia.  Notice how small the buildings are in comparison to this thing.  The red arrow is pointing to a DUMP TRUCK that's inside the hole on one of the ledges, to give you an idea of the scale of this thing.  It's monstrous!!

      Does Martha Stewart pimp for cigarettes?  And is there really a turd in England that looks just like the Queen Mum?  The answers to that kind of soul-searching questions are found in the TRU/FLS Challenge in this episode of the show.

      Please enjoy!

    ==Cruze==

    August 07, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #52 "No Sex For Paris!"

    Posted August 8. 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

    Before we start, here are all the CRITICAL LINKS:

      So, Paris Hilton claims that she is celibate!  (I'll pause to give you time to finish laughing.)  Here is a photo of Miss Wholesome:

      Looks absolutely chaste, doesn't she?  Oh well...

      Check out this show to find out the details on Paris' abstinence, as well as the skinny on THE TOOTH MOUSE 

      So, without further ado, here are this week's amazing tracks:

    Enjoy!

    ==Cruze==

     

     

    August 02, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #51 "Crazier Than Mel Gibson!"

    Posted August 1, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

    Okay, here are the IMPORTANT and CRITICAL LINKS:

    EVIL MEL

      So what's up?  Welcome to show #51...where we pose the question, "Has MEL GIBSON lost his GOT-DAMN mind????  Apparently so!  HERE'S the news story from his arrest in LA last weekend, and HERE'S an excellent commentary from slate.com about how dispicable his comments actually were. 

      Honestly, Mel...can't you find some better "movie-star, rock-star behaviour" than spouting drunken, racial epithets?  That's so "last decade."  Anyway, I rant a little bit about that on this show, which I'm sure will not make djrs231 happy (I read his email on the show where he absolutely flames me...oh well.)

      Hey, here are the AWESOME TUNES on SHOW #51:

      Here is the RADIO FREE CRUZE "VIDEO OF THE MONTH" for August.  I didn't want to do a lip synch video this month, but I couldn't resist this one:

      Enjoy the tunes...check out RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE, and I'll see you next week!

    ==Cruze==

    July 25, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #50 "Encore, Encore!"

    Posted July 25, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

                                                      

      Here are the CRITICAL LINKS:

      Welcome, my friends, to the 50TH EPISODE of RADIO FREE CRUZE!!  It's hard to believe we've done 50 of these, but it has been such a cool trip that I'm just pumped about bringing the next 50!

      As we celebrate #50, please check out our sponsor, RELO iPod Accessories!  These guys believe in the show and the station, and they are largely responsible for our being able to bring this to you every week on the podcast, and 24/7 on RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE.  They make an amazing line of products, and if you enjoy the show, please click through and check them out!

      Episode #50 is mostly about the music, and we crammed in NINE SONGS!  Here they are:

      I'm really looking forward to the next episodes, and I wish all the best too!

      In the words of "Tigger..."  "TTFN!  Ta Ta For Now!"

    ==Cruze==

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    July 19, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #49 "Samuel L. Jackson Is A GOD!"

    Posted July 19, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

      IMPORTANT LINKS:

      Super-busy week here at Vully Bully Ranch, which caused me to post the show at little late, and took me even longer to update the blog, but here it is...

    GOD

      How can you NOT love this guy?  He's one of the coolest actors in Hollywood, and even though he's super laidback in person, he has a tendency to portray "take-no-prisoners," kick-ass characters on screen!  On this show, I offer the evidence:  SAMUEL L. JACKSON is GOD.  It's true.  Check out the show to see what I mean!

      Here are the awesome tunes from SHOW #49...

      We've also added some really cool music (including all of the above) to RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE this week...if you haven't checked it out, CLICK HERE to listen!

      Next week will be special:  It's our landmark 50th SHOW!  Pretty exciting for a little podcast from Bryn Mawr.  Show 50 will be an all-encore show, playing the best tracks from the previous 49 episodes, so if there's anything you particularly enjoyed, drop me an email at cruze@radiofreecruze.com  and let me know so I can include it on show #50.

      Have a great week, my friends!

    ==Cruze==

    July 11, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #48 "Proof That Clowns Are Evil!"

    Posted July 11, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

      Here are the critical links:

      So this week's show is a landmark one, at least for me.  Not only do I discover that my irrational (and completely unoriginal) fear of CLOWNS has a name, but I also offer two stories that give what I believe to be definitive proof that clowns truly are evil.  Download and listen to SHOW 48 for the details...

      And here are the amazing bands and tracks from this week's show!

      The show is a lot of fun this week, with a pretty cool TRU/FLS Challenge, (where you'll learn about the legendary "Dungosaurus") as well as a great MORONS IN THE NEWS story.  If you're not subscribed, do me a favor and follow THIS LINK to iTunes to subscribe to the show.  That way you'll be able to get the show automatically each week when it's released, and it will automatically download to your iPod or MP3 player when you synch it.

      And if you haven't checked out RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE, there's more of the great music that you hear in the podcast playing 24 hours a day!  Launch the player by clicking HERE.  It's free!

      Have a great week, and enjoy the music!

    ==Cruze==

     

    July 03, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #47 "Why Star Jones Was Sacked!"

    Posted July 3, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

      IMPORTANT LINKS:

    FAT ASS STAR JONES 

    Ok, here are the tracks!!

      So I love how the British say that someone was "sacked" rather than the American version, that they were "fired."  There is something about the visual of "sacked" that just seems more obvious.  And it really fits when it's someone who is really obnoxious, like Star Jones.  Apparently her 15 minutes have been up for a while, because the research on her as one of the start of THE VIEW is apparently just terrible.  Finally...some research I can agree with!

      Anyway, a listener-submitted Top 5 list on this week's show offers five very plausible reasons that may have impacted the firing. (Or "sacking", as the case may be.) 

      There's also a pretty cool VIDEO OF THE MONTH, which you can see by clicking HERE.

      And if you haven't checked it out yet, be sure to listen to the RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE RADIO STATION.  It's a 24-hour digital stream, playing the coolest in Indie, New Rock, and Alternative Music.  I think you're going to love it!

      Have a great week!

    ==Cruze==

    June 27, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #46 "Is God Dead?"

    Posted June 27, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

     IMPORTANT LINKS:

    • CLICK HERE to listen to RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE, the Streaming 24-Hour Radio Station!
    • CLICK HERE to find out more about RELO iPod Accessories...

    GOD IS DEAD?

      So nevermind the inflammatory church sign shown here.  Let's discuss.  Is God Really Dead?  Does he exist?  And if he does, isn't he really pissed off at how we have screwed up his planet?

      Believe it or not, I have a story on this week's show that may help us put to rest at least one and a half of those questions for a few days.  So make sure to download the show and check it out.

      There is really incredible music, too...Here are this week's tracks...

      Giant Brian is MIA this week, but I do excerpt more of his nonsense from THE GIANT SHOW.  This is one big, delusional guy.  And I think I may have finally figured out why I am so deathly afraid of clowns.  It's my mom's fault...she must have spent time with a clown while she was pregnant with me!!!  I base that hypothosis on a new report that I share on this episode of the show...

      Hey, make sure to check out and enjoy the RADIO FREE CRUZE ONLINE RADIO STATION!  It's actually very cool...loaded with the cool podsafe and indie music that you hear here on the show, plus some alt-rock things that you may be familiar with.  I would love to know what you think of the music balance we are finding so far on the station.  What do you want to hear more of?  Less of?  I don't know unless you tell me, so listen to the station, and then email me at cruze@radiofreecruze.com and let me know what you think.  Go ahead and bring it.  I can take the criticism!

      Thanks so much to the loyal listeners of the show...you guys ROCK my world!

    ==Cruze==

     

    June 21, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #45 "Star Trek vs. Star Wars"

    Posted June 21, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

       IMPORTANT LINKS:

    • CLICK HERE to listen to the RADIO FREE CRUZE online radio station!
    • CLICK HERE to find out more about our sponsor, RELO iPod Accessories!

    StarWarsStarTrek

      Ok, first of all, major apologies for how long it took me to get this entry posted.  For some reason, I've been having problems with my blog manager, Moveable Type, and it keeps kicking me off of the system.  Hopefully I'll get this entered before it kicks me off again.

      First, here are the tracks from Number 45...

      I love the photo above of the Star Trek Lieutenant holding a phaser on "Princess Leia."  Who says you can't meet girls at a Star Trek Convention.  (Then again, these girls kinda scare me.  And check out the geeky fanboy in the background who has apparently never seen a girl's legs before.  Anyway...)

      The title of the episode is not taken from the photo, however.  It's from an extremely cool video that I found that actually enacts a "Star Trek vs. Star Wars" battle.  Yes, I know...this is so geeky that it even embarasses ME.  But CLICK HERE or on the graphic below and watch it.  It's pretty damn cool.

    STAR TREK vs STAR WARS

      The child molester GARY GLITTER, who wrote and performed the instrumental song "ROCK AND ROLL PT. 2" is back in the news.  Since he's in jail for having sex with two 11-year-old girls, the NFL has asked its team's stadiums NOT to play his song in the stands at football games.  I talk about this on the show, and mention one of my favorite podcasts, the MURPHY'S PATRIOTS AUDIO BLOG.  I am a big New England Patriots fan, and I listen to this really cool fan show all the time.  Check them out HERE.

      Finally, GIANT BRIAN files another edition of HEADLINES on the show, and I'm not sure what's going on with him.  I play an excerpt from THE GIANT SHOW where he totally trashes me.  What's up with that??  Do me a favor and go to his MySpace page and email him or hassle him in some way.  What a dork!

      That's it for this week.  Check out the RADIO FREE CRUZE 24-Hour Online Radio Station.  It's really coming together!

    ==Cruze==

     

    June 12, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #44 "Drawing On Mister Happy!"

    Posted June 13, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE! 

      Welcome back to RADIO FREE CRUZE!!  We have exciting news this week, as promised!  I talk about it on the podcast, but I'll tell you here as well.  We've launched a 24-hour, 7-days-a-week, streaming Indie Rock and Alternative Radio Station!  That's right, RADIO FREE CRUZE is now available 24 hours a day!

      Click HERE to stream RADIO FREE CRUZE on your computer RIGHT NOW!!

      So the digital stream is brand new, and I'll be refining the station quite a bit, but it's very exciting to be launching this and I really want you to try it out, and then email me with your suggestions at cruze@radiofreecruze.com.

      I didn't think it made sense to play ONLY podsafe (cleared for play on the podcast) music on the station, although all of the great stuff you hear on the podcast is there.  In addition to those artists though, you'll hear ARCADE FIRE, THE BLACK ANGELS, EELS, BLOC PARTY, CAT POWER, THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS, and more indie and indie-friendly artists that I haven't been able to play on the podcast.  At the end of the day, I just want to expose great music that you might not hear otherwise, so I'll be looking for exactly the right balance to do that.

      Speaking of great music, the tracks on this week's show are so awesome:

      We'll also invesigate the sordid and bizarre sex life of TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES.  Yeah, I know, you probably didn't think they HAD a sex life, what with her being female and all.  But see what you think about the statement attributed to her in this show's TRU/FLS CHALLENGE.

    :)

      PLUS...the RADIO FREE CRUZE Video Of The Month is AWESOME!!! I think it's from the Cartoon Network's ADULT SWIM show, but it's frickin' hilarious.  Darth Vader calls the Emperor in this clip.  If you haven't seen it, CLICK HERE...

      And GIANT BRIAN is back with Headlines this week. Check out THE GIANT SHOW at www.thecosmicircus.com.  But I'm not sure what is problem is this week.  You'll have to hear for yourself.  I'm not sure what was going on in his mind.

      Anyway, I'm very excited about our little "expansion."  And it's so cool to be able to hear RADIO FREE CRUZE any time.  I'll be expanding the content of the channel every day, and hope to be actually streaming episodes of the podcast very soon. 

      Thanks again to our sponsor, RELO iPod cases.  Tney make the absolute coolest line of iPod accessories in the world.  Check them out here at www.mophie.com

      Finally...SEND ME YOUR FEEDBACK!!  And send me your TOP 5 lists!  We'll share them in future shows.  Email me at cruze@radiofreecruze.com.

      Have a great week...and CHECK OUT THE STREAMING STATION!!!!

    ==Cruze==

    June 06, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #43 "No More Plumber's Butt!"

    Posted June 6, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

      Welcome to another edition of the New Rock, Indie, and Alternative Music Podcast, RADIO FREE CRUZE!  It's episode #43, and we take our title from the exciting new innovation from the brilliant minds at the JOCKEY UNDERWEAR COMPANY.

    Oh my!

      Thanks to our friends at Jockey, we can finally announce the "END of PLUMBER'S BUTT!  Ok, that was a bad joke.  But here is the link to their new underwear, which I talk about on this episode of the show...

      Really excited to play DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE on this show.  They are an awesome band and it's cool to be allowed to share a track with you on the podcast.  (Thanks to Barsuk Records, by the way.)  The rest of the tracks are really good this week as well.  Check them out:

      I also pass along some info on concert dates for some of our favorite RADIO FREE CRUZE bands.  Most of the info came from the MySpace pages of each band, so here are the links if you want to check for yourself:

      More concert info to come on future shows!

      And finally, we're inching closer to the premiere in August of SNAKES ON A PLANE!  So while we wait, check out the story I found about a REAL SNAKE on a REAL PLANE!  Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

      I hinted at BIG NEWS for RADIO FREE CRUZE on the show...and I hope to be able to tell you all about it next week.  Check the blog here for the first info...it's going to be AWESOME!!

      Have a great week...

     ==Cruze==

    May 30, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #42 "Naming Angelina's Baby!"

    Posted May 30, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

     Hey, I hope you had a great Memorial Day Weekend!  In the US we celebrate our fallen war heroes on this day, and it always marks the official beginning of summer.

      It also marks the beginning of the Summer Movie Season, and I give a couple of quick reviews in this epsidoe, of THE DaVINCI CODE and XMEN: THE LAST STAND.

     There is great music to kick off summer on #42.  Check it out:

      Plus...what happened when Angelina Jolie and Bradd Pitt went to name their new baby?  I have details in the TRU/FLS Challenge on this show.

      And...you can still win a RELO iPod case for your iPod...just by reviewing RADIO FREE CRUZE at iTunes!  Post a review, and then email me at cruze@radiofreecruze.com and I will send you a case, while supplies last!

      Have a great week...we've got a great show coming for #43!

     ==Cruze==

    May 24, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #41 "The Worst Movies Of All Time"

    Posted May 24, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

      Ok, so despite the title being about movies, (which I'll get to in a moment,) this episode of the show is actually dedicated to all those idiots who drive around in their Subarus with the bumper sticker that says "Kill Your Television."

      These are the same morons who tell you "Oh, I never watch television..." and then proceed to tell you which American Idol contestant they like or who should have been elimated from Survivor. 

      Fact is, Ms. Granola, you can find some really great (and even educational) programming on TV. In fact, far better than most of what's at the movies, at least for the past couple of years.  And even some of what is NOT educational is simply great entertainment.  If you can't find anything good on TV, then stop watching FULL HOUSE reruns and try the Discover Channel, for God's sake.

      Or try LOST.  Or 24.  Or BOSTON LEGAL.  Or BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.  If you are a fan of any of those shows, be sure to check out this episode of RADIO FREE CRUZE, as I recommend podcasts that can get you through the off-season, since all of these shows have already done their season finales.  Here are the links I have so far:

     Our sponsor for RADIO FREE CRUZE is RELO iPod cases and accessories!  They rock, and you should check them out HERE...  You can also find out how to get a free case by checking out the blog entry for show #40...

      Amazing tunes abound here on RFC #41.  Check 'em out:

    And here's the link to the Yahoo site for the "WORST MOVIES OF ALL TIME."  Vote for your "favorites" and enjoy checking this out...

      Finally, you can hear the audio on the show, but you really should see Jodie Foster embarrass herself by quoting Eminem in a graduation speech she gave last week at  the University of Pennsylvania.  Check it out by clicking on the photo of the otherworldly Ms. Foster below:

    Dork!

      Have a great week!

    ==Cruze==

    May 15, 2006

    "RADIO FREE CRUZE #40 "Can An Astronaut Pass Gas?"

    Posted May 16, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

       Welcome to my 40th show!  Wow.  This seems like some kind of accomplishment, and I'm not really sure why.  It's not the 50th show...that will be here soon enough.  I guess 50 is a big deal because it is halfway to a hundred.  And 52 will be a big thing because, if I stay on schedule, that will mark the one-year anniversary of RADIO FREE CRUZE.

     This show was not one of the first podcasts, but I like to think of it as one of the first that was not targeted specifically to other podcasters.  RADIO FREE CRUZE is for people who love great music, pure and simple.  It's not populated by a lot of bands with bad vocalists, like I hear on some other shows, and it's not a "singer/songwriter" show.  The artists that make it on RADIO FREE CRUZE should be able to produce music that's on par with what you hear on the radio, and beyond.  Just because we're getting this music out without the radio, doesn't mean it should be of a lesser quality.

      Anyway, not sure why I got off on that rant.  Show #40 is one of my favorites so far, and only in part because it asks, and answers the question, "...can an astronaut belch or fart in space?"  I feel kinda like Bill Nye the Science Guy.  Although I haven't seen him dealing with space farts.

      At the risk of sounding like a total tool, I also admit that I'm beside myself because no one has taken me up on my offer from show #39 to review RADIO FREE CRUZE on iTunes, and I will send you a RELO iPod case.  The offer still stands for the first 5 people to do so.  Come on, you guys, help me out here.  Don't force me to sign up under 5 bogus names just to keep from embarrassing myself.  Just write a quick review, and then email me at cruze@radiofreecruze.com to let me know you posted it, and I'll send you the free case. 

      The music on show #40 couldn't be better!  Check out the bands and links:

       Speaking of sounding like a tool, I admit on this show that I may have been a little hasty last week when I predicted NINTENDO's downfall because of the ridiculous name they've given their new gaming system, the NINTENDO Wii.  Turns out it was the hit of the E3 convention this last week, so I'm a complete idiot, and everybody will buy the Wii.  Turns out I kinda want one myself.  I think I'll buy it online so I don't have to actually say the name at a store.

     Thanks again to Giant Brian from THE GIANT SHOW for this week's Headlines.  And thanks to everyone who sent email.

      Finally, the Scottish think they invented rock and roll.  I'm part Scottish, so it's totally ok for me to take issue with this.  Three words, my Scottish friends:  Bay City Fucking Rollers.  Still think you invented rock and roll?

      Have a great week, and please remember to review the show on iTunes!!!

    ==Cruze==

    May 08, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #39 "What The Hell Is Nintendo Thinking?

    Posted May 9, 2006      DOWNLOAD HERE!

     

     Wow!  There's so much going on for this show...I didn't even have time to get to everything I wanted to include.  But I think you're going to like what's here, especially the music.  Check out the lineup, with links to all artists' web sites:

     I'm also launching a new "contest," which is easy to participate in, and win yourself a FREE, and brand-new iPod case from our awesome sponsor, RELO iPOD ACCESSORIES.  Check them out HERE to see what the cases look like and what you can do with the RELO system.

      Here's what you do to get your free case.  I need reviews (hopefully good ones) on iTunes.  So just fire up iTunes on your computer, and search "RADIO FREE CRUZE."  When you come to the iTunes page for my show, click on "WRITE A REVIEW."  Then rate the show, (I'm not demanding 5 stars, but that would be a nice thing to do) and give a couple of sentances about why you like the show.  Then send me an email to cruze@radiofreecruze.com to let me know that you've posted a review.  I will send FREE RELO cases to the first five people who review the show!  It's as simple as that!

      I'm proud to announce the new RADIO FREE CRUZE "Video Clip Of The Month" for May.  I'm calling it THE BULL STRIKES BACK, and you can click on the still pic below to see the video. 

    VIDEO OF THE MONTH: MAY

      I'm truly dumbfounded by the fact that NINTENDO has chosen to call their new, 3rd Generation Gaming system (and I'm not making this up) the NINTENDO Wii.  Yep.  Wii.  So we have the PlayStation III, the XBOX 360, and the Nintendo Wii.  You know, I'm no marketing genius, but I'm willing to bet this will be the straw that breaks the Nintendo camel's back.  This had better be a damn good gaming system if it's going to get around the lamest name in videogame history!

      Cigar for the show was the rather disappointing Thompson Timbuctoo Churchill.  More details about it coming up...

      Thanks to Giant Brian for another brilliant HEADLINES WITH THE GIANT for this week's show.  Check out THE GIANT SHOW, one of the funniest podcasts on the internet!

      Enjoy this show's music, and have a great week!

    ==Cruze==

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    May 02, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #38 "These Gas Prices Suck!"

    Posted May 2, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

      Well, it's been several shows since I went off on a rant about something, so I guess it was just a matter of time.  Thing is, I had to fill up my gas tank today, and the higher the numbers climbed on the pump, the angrier I got. 

    GAS PRICES SUCK!

    Honestly, these current escalating gas prices are absolute horseshit!  Oil companies are reporting record profits, and they are gouging you and me to do it.  So it's a little tough to rein myself in on this topic once I get going.  Thankfully, it's toward the end of the podcast, and the music is so good, you won't mind hearing me rave on.  Check out the lineup for this show:

      Giant Brian checks in again this week with HEADLINES, and I have started providing a music track for his podcast, THE GIANT SHOW, every week as well.  His show is awesome, and if you haven't checked it out yet, please do  yourself a favor and listen.  Check him out at www.thecosmiccircus.com

      Cigar for the show is the CAO MX2 Double Maduro.

      RELO iPod Accessories sponsors RADIO FREE CRUZE, and they are awesome!  Check out their cool line of cases and accessories for the iPod HERE.  They rock!

     Thanks to everyone who won a RELO case by spreading the work about Radio Free Cruze.  Enjoy this week's show!!!

    ==Cruze==

    April 25, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #37 "I Want These MF Snakes Off The MF Plane!"

    Posted April 25, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

      So, you're probably way ahead of me on this, but I'm pretty psyched about two movies that I've been reading about, and I mention both of them on Episode #37.  There's the "as-yet-unnamed" 11th Star Trek movie (yes, I'm hopeless, I admit it.)  That's not even due out until 2008.  But by August, you will be able to visit a movie theatre near you and check out the hottest item of discussion on the web, SNAKES ON A PLANE.  And you'll get to hear Sam utter the fan-created line, "I Want Those Motherfucking Snakes...Off The Motherfucking Plane!"

    SoaP 

    This movie is already an online sensation.  Check out the blog SNAKES ON A BLOG.  It's a good place to start that links to hundreds of other online fan resources for SNAKES ON A PLANE.  And while you're at it, go to www.tagworld.com and vote for SO MANY WAYS TO KILL YOU by podsafe artist MADSUMO to see if we can get it on the SNAKES ON A PLANE SOUNDTRACK!

      Great tunes on this episode of the show...check out the links:

      Do me a favor...click on THIS LINK and check out the cool stuff that our sponsor, RELO iPOD ACCESSORIES has available!  It's all great stuff, and they sponsor the show, so check their stuff out.  Far superior to the other iPod accessories that I have seen, too!!

      And while I'm plugging people who support the show, thanks to GIANT BRIAN for another installment of HEADLINES WITH THE GIANT.  Check out his show, THE GIANT SHOW, at www.thecosmiccircus.com.

      And finally, just so you don't think I'm making this stuff up, here's the link to the MORONS IN THE NEWS story from this episode I have titled "Is That A Grenade In Your Vagina, or Are You Just Happy To See Me?"

      Have a great week!

    ==Cruze==

    April 17, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #36 "GWB Is A Dung Beetle?"

    Posted April 18, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

      Welcome to another show!  The photos below may appear confusing at first, so I'll try to be helpful.  One of the photos features an individual who has contributed greatly to advancing the principles on which all society should be founded.  He helps perform needed and necessary tasks that others are often to weak-stomached to handle, and does them with a sense of duty and purpose that would make any true patriot proud.  The other one is the President of the United States of America.

    GWBGWB2

      Okay, I couldn't resist that...I'm sorry.  My bad.  In any case, welcome to the show, and welcome our brand new sponsor, RELO!   RELO makes the coolest line of iPod cases and accessories I've ever seen.  Here's a look at the RELO case:

    RELO--OUR SPONSOR!

     To get a free RELO case for your iPod Nano or iPod Video, all you have to do is post your plug for RADIO FREE CRUZE on any music or band discussion board or forum, or any podcasting site, or a cool MySpace page.  (Make sure to include a link to this page, www.radiofreecruze.com.  Then send an email to cruze@radiofreecruze.com showing me url links to THREE places where you've promoted the show, along with your mailing address, and I'll send you a free case.  It's a simple as that.  The offer expires May 1, 2006, or whenever I have given away 20 cases, whichever comes first.

      If you're looking for places to post your "plug" for the show, you can try the forums at any of these Podcasting Sites, for a place to start.  You may have to open a free "membership" in order to post on these sites...

      Please don't limit yourself to these three sites.  I'd love to see some posting on people's MySpace pages, and at music forums all over the web.  Help me promote the show, and I'll help you grab a free case...from the coolest iPod accessory company on the planet!  (RELO)

      The music absolutely ROCKS this week!  From Philly's SHOVELHOOK, to London's CLEAR UK, this is a great week for tunes.  Here are the tracks and links:

      I'm pleased to present a new feature on the show this week, "HEADLINES WITH THE GIANT!"  It's provided for us by GIANT BRIAN, host of THE GIANT SHOW, which I've mentioned before is one of my favorite podcasts.  This week's episode of THE GIANT SHOW is awesome...the Easter Interview alone is priceless!!

      Well, I can't wait to start mailing out these RELO iPod cases!  Thanks in advance for the promotion, and be looking for a package from RADIO FREE CRUZE!!!

      Have a great week!

    ===Cruze===

    April 11, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #35 "Is Podcasting Dead?"

    Posted April 11, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

     Welcome to this week's show!  A new study suggests that Podcasting, the brand-new medium, is already dead in the water!  What do you think?  I give some statistics from a new study by the Forrester Research Group, and talk about why I think they are crap.  What is it Mark Twain said?  "There are three kinds of lies.  Lies.  Damn Lies.  And Statistics."

     Honestly, I think this is truly an exciting time to be alive!  Podcasting is just one of the ways that the control of the media is being wrestled away from the mega-companies, and the playing field is being leveled.  Now, they will only survive if they produce entertainment and media that people actually WANT.  Just as cable upped the stakes for Broadcast TV, podcasting ups the stakes for Broadcast radio.  If they put out quality, we'll listen.  If not, we have a LOT of other options!

     You can't quite tell from the picture here, but STAR JONES is one of the biggest morons on the planet.  Actually, you don't need the picture to know that.  But if you have any doubts, click HERE or on the pic itself to see the RADIO FREE CRUZE "Video Of The Month."  It's STAR JONES getting hit on the head by a football and falling to the ground, where she moans in pain.  As the guy says at the end of this clip, you just can't see this enough. 

    STAR GOTTDAMN JONES

     I know I say this every week, but the songs on this week's show are so incredible.  Here's the track list...

     I mention on the show that I am about to welcome my first sponsor to RADIO FREE CRUZE.  I am really excited about it, and they are providing some very cool iPod accessories that I will be giving away.  Be sure to catch next week's episdoe to find out how you can help me spread the word about this podcast, and I will reward you with cool stuff!

     Thanks again for listening and downloading...you guys ROCK!

    ==Cruze==

    April 03, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #34 "Don't Lie About My Pizza Pie!"

    Posted April 4, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

    It was really tempting, but I just couldn't do it.  After all, I promised last show that I would lay off of the more gratuitous show titles for at least a little while.  But that was tough to do when I saw this picture, and the accompanying story.  It seems that American's Favorite Little Tart, LINDSAY LOHAN, showed her bare ass to an auditorium full of kids at the Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards.  Nice move, Lindsay.  And nice buns, too... 

    Lindsey Lohan Moon

    To check out the story, and other photos of the lovely Ms. Lohan, CLICK HERE. 

    I also rant a bit aimlessly on the show about Pizza and False Advertising.  I'm not sure why this seemed so important to me at the time, but I guess I'm just getting sick of people and businesses being able to claim anything they want without being able to back it up.  And it's our fault, as customers.  We should call them on it, and yet, because it's convenient, we just let it go, and let people get away with saying "Brick Oven Pizza" when they don't even HAVE a Brick Oven.  I know, it's petty, right?  I should just get over it and move on.  Because you are in line behind me, and the last thing you want is to have to wait for me to finish bitching about it before you can order your pizza and get on with your day.  "Sigh."

    Anyway, the music is really excellent on this show.  Check it out:

    I just read where Tom DeLay has decided not to run for reelection, thanks to the fact that he's running so far behind in the polls.  Thank God that people in Texas are waking up and realizing what scum this guy is.  I don't mention this on the show, but boy is it a relief to see the US starting to come out of its coma, like Tony Soprano with a gunshot wound, looking around the room and wondering what the hell happened while we were unconcious.

    Anyway, that's got me in a great mood now, so I'll leave you to enjoy the show, and Lindsay's buns.  Have a great week, everybody!

    ==Cruze==

     

    March 28, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #33 "Britney Spears Nude On A Bearskin Rug?"

    Posted March 27, 2006            DOWNLOAD HERE!

     I really wasn't going to do another show title like this, but this story just couldn't be ignored.  I admit that I've used some "titillating" show titles in the past, including "JESSICA SIMPSON LOVES BOOBS," and "WILL LINDSEY LOHAN DO A NUDE SCENE?" and in all honesty I was going to at least let a little time go by before I used another "gratuitous" title.  But in all honesty, this was more than I could resist.

     A scultpor in New York has dedicated a life-size statue of a nude, pregnant, on-all-fours-on-a-bearskin-rug BRITNEY SPEARS to the Pro-Life Movement.  No, I'm not kidding.  Check out the story for yourself HERE, and be sure to notice the pictures.  It's official.  This world we're living in is getting more and more bizarre every day.

    Britney Statue

     Great music on this episode of the show.  Check out the lineup for #33...

     This episode also features the return of a game we haven't played since all the way back on show #3...called "GUESS THE FORESKIN."  I give you the name of an actor or celeb, you guess whether they are "Cut" or "Uncut."  Answers are at the end of the show.

     By the way, big ups to GIANT BRIAN, the wacked-out host of THE GIANT SHOW, one of the coolest podcasts out there!  He gave me a huge plug on last week's THE GIANT SHOW, and I'm returning the favor...including listing the url.  It's a pretty funny show.  Check it out at www.thecosmiccircus.com.

     I also read some pretty cool email from listeners in this episode who are commenting on the whole GARY GLITTER question from the last show.  (See RFC #32).  Some great comments, and in the process I encourage one of our most loyal listeners, Tech-D, to start his own podcast.  Dude, if you do, I'll be your #1 promoter...go for it!   And I also mention that I have started working on another Dance Show, which looks like it will be RADIO FREE CRUZE Special Edition #2.  I hope to get it released within the next two weeks.

     Cigar for the show is the LARS TETENS "Grass" Torpedo... 

     That's it for now.  Be sure to come back next week, when we'll talk a little bit about return of Product Placement, and why it's such a big deal to advertisers again.  Maybe I'll even launch some kind of "Product Placement" contest. 

     Have a great week!

    ==Cruze==

    Vully Bully Ranch

    March 22, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #32 "Yes, I'm A Moron. Give Me Your Cash!"

    Posted March 21, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

    Welcome back!  It's a jam-packed show this week, and I have a couple of random observations, as well as some truly awesome music.  First the tunes...

    Ok...a few things on my mind this week.  Gary Glitter, the former glam-rock star, has proven himself to be little more than human scum.  First he's convicted in the UK in 1999 of posession of child porn, and now he's convicted in Viet Nam of actual Child Molestation...for having sex with two ELEVEN YEAR-OLD GIRLS!   And yet, we still hear his one hit, Rock & Roll Part II, in stadiums and arenas all over the world at sporting events...in fact, the song is almost synoymous with NBA Basketball.  Is this wrong?  Every time his song is played, he makes money.  Should we refuse to play, and therefore support him?  Or is the music really not connected to his depravity in any way, and is therefore ok?  I'd love to know what you think on this, as I am totally conflicted.  Reply in the comments section here, or send your thoughts to me at cruze@radiofreecruze.com.  I'll share the comments on the next show...

    On the subject of inappropriate things...I mention a little girls' outfit I saw for sale at the airport in Texas.  This picture isn't exactly it...but it was similar, maybe a little skimpier.  Kind of like what JEAN-BENET RAMSEY'S mom made her wear in those ridiculous pagaents.

     Other things discussed on the show include a MORONS IN THE NEWS story, my quest for a MORONS IN THE NEWS theme song, and a few fun facts (and a few false facts) in the 14th TRU/FLS Challenge.  Enjoy the show, and I'll be back next week...  (on time, I promise...!)

    ==Cruze==

    March 14, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #31 "Will Lindsey Lohan Do A Nude Scene?"

    Posted March 14, 2006          DOWNLOAD NOW!

    Lindsey says, "Yes, she would!" ...but only under one condition.  I'll tell you what that condition is on this episode of the show.  Does it make me a shallow person to be even interested in this?  Oh well...

    The "USELESS WEBSITE" for this show is a great one if you know someone with a personal hygene problem and don't know how to tell them.  Or maybe if you just want to get back at somebody.  Either way, you'll want the link to youhavebo.com, so there you go.  Just make sure to spell my name right if you're sending it to me.

     I also admit on the show that I am addicted to watching this stupid clip!  It's a video of LIVE ACTORS doing the opening segment from THE SIMPSONS.  This is a really stupid idea, and shouldn't even be remotely entertaining, so why do I keep watching it over and over.  CLICK HERE to see it, and become addicted yourself...

    This show may have our best music lineup yet:

    The POPTART MONKEYS song is something a little different than we've done on the show before, but I really like it.  And I'm so psyched to be able to play COHEED AND CAMBRIA...I've been crazy about this band and this song for a long time.

    People who say that the quality of music is bad these days just aren't listening to the right music!  There are so many great styles represented on this show, and check out how great these songs really are!  I'd love to hear what you liked the best, or what you didn't like, for that matter!  Please email your feedback to cruze@radiofreecruze.com

    Well, enjoy the show!

    March 07, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #30 "Your Beer Belly Could Save Your Life!"

    Posted March 7, 2006           DOWNLOAD HERE!

     I've found the perfect excuse to have another Harpoon IPA...a Beer Belly could save my life!  Here's a link to the story, which is actually pretty interesting. 

     The only reading I've found MORE entertaining this week, is the amazing back-and-forth between "comedian" Joe Rogan and a 20-year-old college student, who started the exchange by emailing Joe to say, "You Suck."  Instead of letting it roll off his back, like I think most celebrities do, Joe starts an amazing exchange with this guy, eventually calling him a total loser, and explaining how he, Joe Rogan, is a multimillionaire and a Tai-Kwan-Do expert.  Or something like that.  Fascinating.  And almost as interesting is the paragraph where Joe comes back after the fact and defends his postings.  This is so "car-crash-interesting" that I couldn't stop reading it.  Tell me if you don't get the same weird voyeuristic charge out of this...

     Lots of cool email on this episode!  Please feel free to leave comments here (see below) or to email me directly at cruze@radiofreecruze.com.

     As usual, I am really excited about the music on this podcast:

     The cigar for the show this week is the Bolivar Maduro Churchill.  VERY NICE! 

     I also mention, and play a really inspiring quote from RICKY GERVAIS, who was interviewed recently about his podcast, THE RICKY GERVAIS SHOW

     Have a great week, everyone...and please tell someone else about the show!!  You guys rock!!!

    ==Cruze==

    February 28, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #29 "Batman Kicks Al Qaeda's Ass?"

    Posted February 28, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE! 

    I know I'm going to get some flak for this episode, because there will undoubtedly be people who don't actually listen to what I'm saying about comic book plots normally being less "one-dimensional" than government propaganda.  Right wingers will probably just accuse me of "giving comfort to the enemy."  But that's exactly what I'm talking about.  I'm not upset because I don't think that Batman (or whomever) should be kicking Al Qaeda's ass--that's actually not a bad idea.  What's bad is that I'm used to comic books, as crazy as this sounds, having more three-dimensional plots, instead of just buying into the Government's jingoistic point of view.  If this comic had come out in 2002, it could have been "Batman Finds Weapons Of Mass Destruction."  But of course, he wouldn't have, because they weren't there!!

    Anyway, I'll apologize right here for getting political...it really started out as just my disappointment in writer FRANK MILLER, who should know better than to write this kind of a BATMAN story.  But despite all of this, the music on Episode 29 is really fantastic!  Check it out:

    The cigar for the show is a PADRON TORPEDO...great stuff!  Be sure to check out the DANCE SPECIAL EDITION, listed below, and if you didn't download Episode 28, it was a really great show.  I don't want you to miss out on any of this music.

    There's a special contest at the end of this episode, so make sure to check it out, and email me at cruze@radiofreecruze.com with the correct answer.  First correct email wins a copy of the TODD LERNER cd, "IF RIGHT NOW PLAYED GUITAR" featuring "BABY" courtesy of Todd and Radio Free Cruze.  Enjoy the tunes!!

    ==Cruze==

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    February 24, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE Special Edition #01 "Dance This Mess Around!"

    Posted February 23, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE! 

    Well, as promised, here it is:  the first "SPECIAL EDITION" of Radio Free Cruze.  This is a little like returning to my roots, as I was a dj and "turntablist" at an Alternative Dance Club a number of years ago.  It's easy and fun to settle back down into the beats again, so I had a blast putting this show together--I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

    This should be the first of a number of "Special Edition" shows here at Radio Free Cruze.  My plan is that these shows will always be an "extra" so you'll get the normal show each week, and any Special Edition would be a bonus.  That way if you like it, great!  If the Special Edition in question is not your cup of tea, you'll still have a "normal" episode that week.

    So here is "DANCE THIS MESS AROUND!"  There are no games or contests, and I've kept my usual ccommentary and opinion to a minimum so we can cram in as much music as possible.  Here are the tracks and links:

    One quick note...this show is NOT Work-Safe!  There are a few prominent F-Bombs in the songs!  Let me know if you like this show and if you want more, by emailing me at cruze@radiofreecruze.com.  Enjoy the beats!!

    ==Cruze==

    February 20, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #28 "Happy Poop Week!"

    Posted February 20, 2006          DOWNLOAD HERE!

    Back on the regular schedule this week, and it just so happens to be "POOP WEEK," thanks to a UK Zoo.  I think we should celebrate it world-wide, as there's just never too many chances for poop jokes!

    Am I the only one that's not too excited about the Olympics?  They are all over TV and I couldn't be less interested!  I actually feel a little bad admitting that--it's like I'm SUPPOSED to be interested, but I'm really just not.  Oh well...

    Included in this show is an update on the sequel movie to THE X-FILES (it's not looking good right now), plus another lineup of music that I'm really proud of!  Here are the tunes:

    The cigar for the show is the HOYO DE MONTERREY EXCALIBUR MADURO III.  It's awesome! 

    Have a great week...and watch for RADIO FREE CRUZE SPECIAL EDITION #1 -- "Dance This Mess Around" coming in a few days!!

     ==Cruze==

    February 19, 2006

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #27 "Jessica Simpson Loves Boobs!"

    Posted February 14, 2006              DOWNLOAD HERE!

    So here's the deal...this show was late.  REALLY LATE!  I was leaving for a short vacation, and had all the best plans of posting #27 the night before I left, but a minor equipment glitch kept me from getting the show up.  So then I left, and got "snowed out" of my own airport and couldn't get home in time to get the show posted the NEXT Monday.  So here it is, over a week late, with my apologies!  The music is great, though, and the Jessica Simpson quote is priceless. 

    I mention in the show that my buddy Dave refers to DICK CHENEY as a "fainting goat," and I promised a link, so here is dickcheney.com.  Actually, not really, but it is a site explaining the "fainting goat."  The video is PRICELESS!

    So anyway, please enjoy the show!  Here are the music links:

    And finally, here's your Vice President, high on beer and heart meds, proudly stroking the shaft of a gun...  

    Have a great week!

    ==Cruze==

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #26 "The Wisdom Of William Shatner"

    Posted January 31, 2006                  DOWNLOAD HERE!

                     

    My new Obsession: "THE MOVIES"

    Radio Free Cruze TRU/FLS Challenge #11!

    Season Four of 24 may be the best yet! [website]

    Words Of Wisdom from WILLIAM SHATNER!

    RADIO FREE CRUZE #25 "Sexually Inappropriate Comic Book Covers!"

    Show posted January 24, 2005        DOWNLOAD HERE!

    Radio Free Cruze Podcast TV Clicker Quiz #11

    Inappropriate and Unintentionally Sexy Comic Book Covers [website here]

    Cigar: Fonseca Vintage Cetros Churchill

    Enough with the Rubber Charity Arm Bracelets!

    Ok, so here's the back catalog of Older Episodes!

    My apologies again for changing around the website, but I think this one will finally work the way I want it to.

    For the meantime, CLICK HERE to access RADIO FREE CRUZE Episodes #1 through #23.  There are show notes for each episode, and most of them also have their own individual page.

    And just in case you need the basic information, the rss feed for Radio Free Cruze is:

    http://cruze.libsyn.com/rss

    Subscribe in iTunes by searching "Radio Free Cruze" in the podcast section. (You can also do it from the iTunes front page!)

    Thanks again...

    ==Cruze==

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    February 18, 2006

    I'm Changing the Site again!

    Hi, everyone...thanks for your patience!  I have had so much trouble with the WORDPRESS blog I was using, that I dedided to change to Moveable Type.

     This means I have to re-enter a bunch of stuff, so in the meantime, click below to download the latest episodes of RADIO FREE CRUZE!

     Thanks, and I'll have this updated quickly!

     ==Cruze==

     DOWNLOAD RADIO FREE CRUZE #27 "Jessica Simpson Loves Boobs!"

     DOWNLOAD RADIO FREE CRUZE #26 "The Wisdom Of William Shatner"

     DOWNLOAD RADIO FREE CRUZE #25 "Sexually Inappropriate Comic Book Covers!"